The Grand Adventures of Tinder Profiles

Tinder cracks me up – it really does.  I want to share with you some of the funny profiles and some of things men shouldn’t do.  But first – this here is photo of a couples hands with newly married wedding rings on – so either they are swinging or he is cheating and didn’t change his photo:

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LOL now that cracks me up.  Next up we have a picture of a sandwich, now I don’t usually find myself attracted to sandwiches, but the first person I thought of was Joey on Friends and his obsession with sandwiches:

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So, on Tinder I see a lot of people that who do not have any common sense at all – namely with the guy who has pictures of his children on his account. It’s dangerous to do because there are female predators out there as well.  Solution: leave your kids off all your dating sites.

Next – the group picture – am I supposed to play guess which guy you are in the picture.  Also pictures with a group of ladies is a huge turnoff.

Grooming – wow take a shower, trim up the beard, trim the nose hairs – be clean!!!!

I could play a drinking game with the amount of times Cross-Fit is mentioned.  Yay – you are in a fitness cult – no one cares.

I am sure I am leaving out more — but there ya have it — Tinder – ha the joke of all online dating.

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